She heaves her terrible body out of the black mud,Like the monster in a Grade B movie.You know the movie I meanWhere the townsfolk run off, screaming from the hill,even though–the monster has yet to make a single aggressive gesture.Hasn’t made so much as an off-color remark even.I understand the running.It’s the screaming that puts … Continue reading snapping turtle
Category: Poetry for Fun
Poet Shmoet
I am not a poet, but I love to play with language. Here are two poems I wrote a few years ago. These poems appeal to those who have a burning desire to poke fun of poetry, but until now, weren't sure how to go about it. Poet, Shmoet Nonsense spoken here, sayeth the sign … Continue reading Poet Shmoet